It’s Christmas time, sing along.

Oh Christmas Crap

Oh Christmas Crap

You’ve taken over my house

Unwrapped gifts and bows galore

The Gingerbread house has hit the floor

Oh Christmas Crap

Oh Christmas Crap

You’ve spread like the Ebola

I can’t wait to box you up

Look another UPS delivery truck

Oh Christmas Crap

Oh Christmas Crap

I think I’ve sank the budget

What do you mean I forgot someone?

Here’s a stocking I’ll fill it with rum

Oh Christmas Crap

Oh Christmas Crap

I think it’s time to get my Grinch on

No stop! Don’t eat that!

My thighs can’t take any more holiday fat.

Oh Christmas Crap

Oh Christmas Crap

We are officially two weeks out

WTF! Kids please behave

I’m totally full of Christmas rage

Oh Christmas Crap

Oh Christmas Crap

I might not make it out alive

The store are filled with angry shoppers

No Christmas cheer, just parking stalkers

Oh Christmas Crap

Oh Christmas Crap

Tis the season to break down

It’s time to drown my holiday sorrow

Egg nog cheer and Xanax tomorrow

Oh Christmas Crap

Oh Christmas Crap

I hope I make it to the New Year

2015 I’ll be in the clear

Then we’ll do it again have no fear

Oh Christmas Crap

Oh Christmas Crap

Season’s Greetings from Sunshine