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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

20 Hilarious Tweets About The “Fun” Of Friday Nights After Kids

Remember what Friday nights used to be like before you had kids? Yeah, me neither. What was once an evening eagerly anticipated for it's...

Mom’s Viral Post Proves The Struggle Of Navigating Parenting And Technology Is Real

One of the most controversial topics to broach among parents these days is technology, and kids' use of it. There are endless debates about...

Husband “Loses Sight” During Man Flu Episode And His Wife’s Post Proves She’s Over...

If there ever was an experience that most clearly illustrates the difference between men and women, it's illness. Now granted, there are exceptions to...

17 Funny Tweets For Moms Who Know The Struggle For Alone Time Is Real

We moms gladly sacrifice a lot for our families. But one of the things that most of us miss the most- along with daily...

18 Hilarious Parenting Tweets About The Hell Of Daylight Saving Time

Now that Halloween is over, we're just in time to shake off our post sugar-binge haze as we hit the end of Daylight Saving...

Trying To Be Perfect Was Making Me Grumpy All The Time

I have a confession to make: I’m a reformed perfectionist. It’s not that I think I am perfect. It’s that I have the compulsion to do things well in ALL areas....

17 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Halloween When You’re The Parent

Halloween is right around the corner; bring on the fun costumes, the shouts of "Trick Or Treat!", and the SUGAR. For kids, the prospect...

Dad’s Tweets Are Going Viral After His Kindergartener Is Teased For Wearing Nail Polish

Gender roles have been a hotly debated topic as of late, especially concerning what is deemed to be "appropriate" masculine behavior. But there's no...

Mom’s Post About Holding Our Babies And Forgetting The To-Do List Is Going Viral

Becoming a mother is an awesome experience, yet trying to settle your new baby down to sleep is not always so awesome. While some...

18 Funny Tweets About The Insanity Of Parenting Three-Year-Olds

There's a lot of talk about the infamous "terrible twos", but if you're lucky enough to escape that phase relatively unscathed, you might as...