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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Pregnant Mom Cited For “Disorderly Conduct” After Her Potty Training Toddler Pees In Parking...

Potty training toddlers can be intense, time-consuming business, with numerous stops & starts. The process is often messy and complicated as kids learn the...

“Janties” Or Denim Underwear Is The Latest WTF Fashion Trend No One Understands

These days, there are plenty of cool underwear options to choose from when it comes to both style and comfort: bikini briefs, boy-shorts, hipsters,...

Parents Find A Opossum in Kids’ Bedroom Three Days After They Mentioned a “Fluffy...

Being a mom requires an insane amount of multi-tasking, & things inevitably end up falling between the cracks. Oh, I used to have a...

Indiana School District Creates Innovative Leftover Cafeteria Food Program To Assist Hungry Students

School cafeteria food has traditionally gotten a lot of flak for not being very appetizing, but most school cafeterias have come a long way...

Weirdly Sexual Chicken Recipe Video Goes Viral, And The Comments Are Hilarious. And Graphic.

You've heard of food porn, right? Food bloggers have a way of presenting their dishes in the most desirably delicious way possible, & most...

Men Are Shown A Speculum Picture And Asked To Identify Its Use, And Their...

There are many awesome things about being a woman, but the annual OB/gyn exam is not one of them. Making small talk with your doctor as...

Teacher’s Emotion “Check-In” For Students Is A Powerful Reminder Of The Importance Of Mental...

If you've ever done the school morning drop-off, then you know that kids wake up with a variety of emotions about their approaching school...

18 Funny Tweets About How Spring Break With Kids Is The Opposite Of Relaxing

Remember when spring break meant something really wild & fun? You know, the sun-soaked, alcohol-infused, bikini-wearing festivals of debauchery? Me neither, unless it was...

Mom Of Four Boys Writes Letter Blaming Women In Leggings For Tempting Young Men

Ah, leggings- how great are they?? I’m willing to bet that there’s at least a few pairs of leggings in your wardrobe; in fact,...

Mom Responds With LOL “Yeah, no.” When Her Teen Asks For Help With Class...

Teen pregnancy is obviously a serious matter, but it can be tough to try & teach teens to avoid pregnancy when reality shows like...