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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Pregnant Mom Cited For “Disorderly Conduct” After Her Potty Training Toddler Pees In Parking...

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Potty training toddlers can be intense, time-consuming business, with numerous stops & starts. The process is often messy and complicated as kids learn the...

“Janties” Or Denim Underwear Is The Latest WTF Fashion Trend No One Understands

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These days, there are plenty of cool underwear options to choose from when it comes to both style and comfort: bikini briefs, boy-shorts, hipsters,...

Parents Find A Opossum in Kids’ Bedroom Three Days After They Mentioned a “Fluffy...

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Being a mom requires an insane amount of multi-tasking, & things inevitably end up falling between the cracks. Oh, I used to have a...

Indiana School District Creates Innovative Leftover Cafeteria Food Program To Assist Hungry Students

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School cafeteria food has traditionally gotten a lot of flak for not being very appetizing, but most school cafeterias have come a long way...

Weirdly Sexual Chicken Recipe Video Goes Viral, And The Comments Are Hilarious. And Graphic.

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You've heard of food porn, right? Food bloggers have a way of presenting their dishes in the most desirably delicious way possible, & most...

Men Are Shown A Speculum Picture And Asked To Identify Its Use, And Their...

There are many awesome things about being a woman, but the annual OB/gyn exam is not one of them. Making small talk with your doctor as...

Teacher’s Emotion “Check-In” For Students Is A Powerful Reminder Of The Importance Of Mental...

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If you've ever done the school morning drop-off, then you know that kids wake up with a variety of emotions about their approaching school...

18 Funny Tweets About How Spring Break With Kids Is The Opposite Of Relaxing

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Remember when spring break meant something really wild & fun? You know, the sun-soaked, alcohol-infused, bikini-wearing festivals of debauchery? Me neither, unless it was...

Mom Of Four Boys Writes Letter Blaming Women In Leggings For Tempting Young Men

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Ah, leggings- how great are they?? I’m willing to bet that there’s at least a few pairs of leggings in your wardrobe; in fact,...

Mom Responds With LOL “Yeah, no.” When Her Teen Asks For Help With Class...

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Teen pregnancy is obviously a serious matter, but it can be tough to try & teach teens to avoid pregnancy when reality shows like...