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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Mom’s Picture Captures All The Bacteria On Her Eight Year Old’s Hand And It’s...

It's not a secret that kids are basically adorable little germ factories. If you've ever spent time in the average kindergarten class, you will...

According To New Study, AAP Now Recommends Exposing Baby To Foods Earlier To Prevent...

The issue of food allergies in children is a topic that is obviously of critical importance to parents. If you're the parent of a...

Newlyweds Going On Solo Honeymoons Is Becoming A Thing, And We’re Still Not Sure...

At long last, your wedding day finally arrived! All of that intense planning was a great success; the vows have been shared, the rings...

Yes, It’s Satire, But The (Wo)mansplaining Comments Make For Comedy Gold When Man Asks...

There's been a lot of talk as of late in the media about toxic masculinity, which is basically the worst qualities of dominant men...

18 Funny Tweets About The Hell Of Getting Kids Ready For School In The...

Mornings as a parent are generally exhausting- kids are often up at the crack of dawn, chock-full of energy & raring to go. On...

Panicked Mom Gets Separated From Baby At Airport And Begs Plane To Turn Back

If you've ever been preoccupied when you're rushing to catch a flight, then you know how  easy it can be to overlook some important,...

Admission Scam Proves Rules Don’t Apply When It Comes To Celebrities’ Kids Getting Into...

Applying to college is an extremely involved process, especially if the potential student has set his or her sights on one of the more...

Viral Post Shows How Lonely Motherhood Can Be, Even When You’re Surrounded

Being a new mom requires a lot of adaptation, and there's often a steep learning curve as we navigate this new territory. One of...

Picture Of Rescued “Wolf Dog” Sparks Flurry Of Pet Owners Sharing Their “Mixed Breeds”,...

The Internet can be a very dark place sometimes, but occasionally there are those shining moments of fun that make it all worthwhile. I'm...

Claire’s Denies Products Contain Asbestos, But Recalls Products Anyway Amidst FDA concerns

With recent safety warnings on everything from chicken nuggets to juices, we parents definitely have our work cut out for us in trying to...