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Nicole Merritt is a freelance writer, speaker, and the Owner and Founder of jthreeNMe; an imperfectly authentic peek at real-life marriage, parenting, and self-improvement. jthreeNMe is raw, honest, empowering, inspiring, and entertaining; it’s like chicken soup for those that are exhausted, over-stressed and under-inebriated, yet still utterly happy. Nicole's work has been featured by Scary Mommy, The Good Men Project, Elephant Journal, CafeMom, Popsugar, Grown and Flown, Working Mother Magazine, marriage.com, BLUNTmoms, POPSUGAR, HerViewFromHome, Thought Catalog, Everyday Family, Motherly, Sammiches & Psych Meds, Red Tricycle & others. You can follow Nicole at jthreeNMe and on Facebook, Pinterest, Instagram & Twitter!

To My Daughter, I’m Not Ashamed You Are My Best Friend

From the positive pregnancy test until the present day, I’ve told you something; a phrase that some people have thought to be strange for...

If I Were A Husband I Would Get It Right

If I were a husband, I would get it right. I would ensure that my wife knew she was loved. I would kiss her every...

If You Threaten To Spank Your Kids, Yes I’m Judging You

To the woman at Starbucks who just threatened to spank her kid, I judged you. Scratch that. I am judging you. Yea -- that judgment thing that us...

I Want My Children to Experience Heartbreak

I want you to feel heartbreak. What a horrible thing to say to someone, right? Especially someone you love; someone you would die for; SOMEONE...

Please See Terms And Conditions If You Want To Raise a Kid

I feel like right before you are about to engage in SEXY BUSINESS with your partner, the Reproductive Fairy should appear and tell you...

8 Ways Men Are Like Babies

If you can put up with a man, you can raise a baby; after all, they are not that much different. “BOO! BOO!” Yes, MAN CROWD,...

Why Moms Make Horrible First Impressions

The article, First Impressions: You've Got 30 Seconds To Make The Right One states that “first impressions are formed in less than 30 seconds”. In...

What I Want My Child To Know After They F*ck Up

“You did what!?” “What were you thinking!?” “Why would you do that!?” “Are you stupid!?” NO. You damn well better not respond like that to your child on the...

To The Man Who Judged My Messy Van, Here’s Why It’s A Disaster

To the critic of a man who judged the interior of my unkempt van: There is no way in hell you would ever let (like...

10 Steps To Get Lucky With Your Wife Tonight

While you are not truly alone together, their 7:30 pm weekday night bedtime does give you just enough sexy time before the youngest beckons...