Author: Meredith

Prosecco Shortage, Oh Hell No

I woke up this morning to some very shocking news. This is the type of news that can make a mother of three run away. How am I supposed to make poor man mimosas, Bellini’s, or just drink it straight from the bottle? Get out of my way if you see me at the liquor store today. It is every woman for themselves. Find out what I’m talking about by clicking here. Follow me on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook....

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5 Questions To Determine If You Are Speaking With A “Trumpeter”

I have learned that there are certain things you don’t discuss with acquaintances. Especially, when you first meet the person. I sometimes have a hard time biting my tongue, particularly about politics, which is pretty high on the list of things not to discuss. It is an election year, and Donald Trump is STILL running for President. I have complied a list of questions to determine if the person you are speaking with is indeed a Trump supporter without actually outright asking them. You know, kinda how Donald answers questions on foreign policy. Here are 5 questions that will...

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10 Kid Questions I’d Like To Skip

As soon as your child can speak, it seems as though they begin asking the age old question, “Why?” My kids ask a LOT of questions. With a 10, 7, and 5 year old, the questions vary in degrees of difficulty. I usually answer them honestly and move on. I don’t want to make a big deal out of something that can be addressed and put to bed with a quick honest response. I think I am going to start walking around with a deck of UNO cards and handing my kids the “Skip” card when I don’t want...

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My Three Husbands: 15 Benefits of Having Gay BFF’s

I love my husband. We have been married for almost 13 years. We both work, we have three kids, and the endless amount of errands and chores never ceases to exist. I used to consider the idea of a band of sister wives that would move in and help me with the kids and the house. I wasn’t keen on the idea of having him sexually satisfied by another woman, but if she was going to clean toilets, I might be OK with it. About four years ago I hit the marriage lottery. I became very close with my...

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