WIFE TRANSLATIONS 101

Communication is key to any good relationship. Here are a few tips and tricks for translating your wife or girlfriends conversations. If you need further assistance, remain quiet until I make another video 😉 Ladies if you agree with my translations please share with your significant other and all of your friends so they can share with their significant others 🙂 If you liked this video, make sure to follow me on all of my social channels! Thank you so much for the support. Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube Share...

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8 WAYS I REALIZED I WAS GETTING OLD

*This is a sponsored post for Wiivv, because getting old can suck, and insoles can help** I have been hard on my body. I started playing sports at a very young age. I ran track, played soccer, and as an adult I put in years at the gym. I have always been active, but now my activity revolves more around my kid’s activities and the miles I can put in on my treadmill in my garage. I wear flip flops most days. I usually only wear my sneakers if I am exercising or chasing kids at the soccer field....

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15 Reasons Coffee Makes Me Bulletproof

*This is a sponsored post, because HOLY CRAP the CEO of Bulletproof saw us talking about his coffee!!* My love affair with coffee started 11 years ago. I was a new Mother. My son was an extremely colicky baby. He cried all the time. If he wasn’t crying he was nursing. He never slept. He was basically an uninvited angry house guest that wouldn’t leave. When I stopped nursing at around eight months, I was looking for anything to give me a pick me up. I was never a coffee drinker, in fact I though coffee was gross. I...

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Face-Timing With The Kids

I love that I can Face-Time with my kids when I am out of town, or at the grocery store for that matter. It is one of those wonders of the new technological age we live in. However, I seem to get sea sick every. single. time. Am I alone? Does anyone else suffer from vertigo when they face-time with their kids? Share with someone who can relate. Click here if you are on a mobile device. If you liked this video, make sure to follow me on all of my social channels! Thank you so much for the...

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Hang on a sec. I’m On The Phone

It happens every time the phone rings. You go to answer the call and BOOM, “Mom, I need a snack. Mom, I have to poop! MOM, HELP ME!” It is like a five alarm fire any time I get on the phone. My kids turn into the most ill behaved hooligans on the planet. I am positive I am not alone. Check out my latest video and share this with your Mom friends who can relate. Make sure to check out the new store for all of your That’s Inappropriate and #MOMosa swag!! If you liked this video, please...

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4 Mom Tips To Combat The Cough

“Sponsored Post: My friends over at Vicks saw the Man Cold and decided I needed to be compensated for future colds :)” 4 Mom Tips To Combat The Cough Cold season can knock a family out for weeks. As a Mother of three children I know how awful it is when someone in the house gets sick. Once one is sick, we likely all get sick. Taking care of the kids and my husband when they are sick can be exhausting. On a side note, three sick kids don’t hold a candle to a Man Cold 😉 The one...

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THINGS THAT STRIKE FEAR INTO A MOTHER’S HEART

It happens…you worry about it every time you put one of the kids down for a nap…THE DOORBELL!!!!! Take a look at this weeks video, Things that strike fear into a Mother’s heart and let me know if any of these things have happened to you. What did I forget? If you liked this video, please follow me on all my socials. Follow on: Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube Share...

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25 Brutally Honest Bumper Stickers

I like bumper stickers. They give people a tiny glimpse into who is driving the vehicle in front of them. As a minivan driving mother of three, my goal however is to start a bumper sticker revolution. Let’s start printing some bumper stickers with some hard-core truths. Truths about our driving, our children, and ourselves. Okay, maybe not that deep, but honest and funny bumper stickers would be a refreshing change. Here are 25 honest bumper stickers I’d like to see: 1. My child is an average student with little ambition. 2. My daughter has no rhythm and dance class is...

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I’VE GOT 99 MOM PROBLEMS

We all suffer from some of these Mom Problems, but don’t despair. You can join this amazing community each week for Winesday and have some fun. Make sure to join us each week at 9PM EST on Facebook for this live event. We are happy to announce the sale of our Winesday Swag! Head on over and scoop up your Exclusive Panda Pete Winesday shirt and I will see you guys each and every Winesday! Cheers! If you liked this video, share with all of your Momma friends and tell them to join us for Winesday! Follow on: Facebook...

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Moms: What we say VS What we want to say

I try to do my best, but there are times when I want to say things like this! As a Mom I keep most things to myself, but sometimes I don’t want to wipe a butt! Check out this weeks video and tell me if you have every wanted to say these things when your kids ask you these questions. Make sure to like my page and head over to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Make sure to sign up for the Newsletter and check out the new store for all of your That’s Inappropriate needs 🙂 As always,...

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Alexa, Help me!

Technology is a part of our daily lives, but I think I may be a bit too dependent. Take a look at this weeks video and let me know if you can relate. Share with another Mother in need of assistance 😉 If you liked this video, make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel, like me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,  my Blog. Share...

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Tarot Card Reading for “Mom to be”

Do you have any friends who are currently pregnant, or just had a baby? Share with them to give them a laugh and some support! If you liked this video, make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel, like me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and my Blog. Follow me on: Twitter Facebook The Blog YouTube Share...

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How My Kids Avoid Bedtime

It seems that my children avoid bedtime every single night. Check out this weeks video and let me know if you can relate. Share with another struggling Mother 😉 If you liked this video, make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel, like me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,  my Blog. Share...

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Make Passion Your Present

It’s funny how we have to have sex to create life, but after we’ve created that life, the sex has a tendency to stop. I have taken a lot of heat on social media for some of my posts and videos about sex after kids, so here is my defense.  With three kids, a full-time job, the house, the activities, and life beating me in the head with a baseball bat, I have to admit that sex can be the last thing on my mind when I get into bed. There are nights when I look up at the...

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Waking Up The Kids: Week Days Vs. Weekends

I don’t know about you, but waking up my kids during the week is a DAILY STRUGGLE!!! It’s like they’ve never gotten up before in their lives! Take a look at this weeks video and let me know if you can relate. Share with another struggling Mother 😉 If you liked this video, make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel, like me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and my Blog. Follow me on: Twitter Facebook The Blog YouTube Share...

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MOMosa Monday 1.16.17

If you liked this video, make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel, like me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and my Blog. Make sure to register for the coloring contest here on the page, and have your entry uploaded by midnight EST on Sunday night January 22nd. Follow me on: Twitter Facebook The Blog YouTube Share...

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The Elusive 8 Hours of Sleep

It was a Monday morning after an exhausting weekend. I looked down and saw my gas light lite up like a Christmas tree. Awesome. I was on my way to drop the kids at school and as usual we were running late. I haven’t been on time for anything in the past ten years. I honestly can’t remember an event where I was first to arrive. I pulled into the gas station and jumped out of the car to fill up the Hot Mom Machine. After I swiped my credit card, it asked me a very simple question. “Please...

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Winesday 1.11.17

Check out this weeks episode of Winesday!!! We talked about trending topic with my bestie Eric and had a great mid week chitty chatty pitty patty session 🙂   Share...

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Why I Love/Hate My Appliances

Every single day I use these appliances. Some days I hate it, some days I love it. I am happy to have them to deal with the massive messes my children and dogs make, but I am not excited to use my mop. So goes the life of a Mom. What appliance do you have a Love/Hate relationship with? If you liked this video, make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel, like me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,  my Blog. Follow me on: Twitter Facebook The Blog YouTube Share...

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Kids Say The Darndest Things

One of the things that I love most about my Facebook Page, is sharing conversations I have with my kids. Someone is always saying something that is share worthy around here 🙂  Take a look at a few conversations I have had with my kids that you can probably relate too. 6 Yr. Old: Do we have sunblock? Me: Yes Why? 6 Yr. Old: My friend is coming over after school. Me: OK. 6 Yr. Old: He has asthma, so I’m just making sure we have sunblock. Me: Yup, we’re all good.   9 Yr. Old: Gross, you farted....

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